• horoscope: aries enjoy breathing air and good food
  • girl: yaaaaassss bitch thats me as hell

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Seems important


Seems important

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what a time to be alive

what a time to be alive

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And she said, “Use your hands and my spare time—
We’ve got one thing in common, it’s this tongue of mine.”


Mike Mitchell unveils his collection of adorable Avengers and other sugary superheroes. Check out more of the illustrations here: http://bit.ly/QF5Whg

the best venom

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nothing like a little physical abuse in the morning

i shouldn’t be allowed to have a tinder because people try to be sexy and flirty and I am just not confident and too awkward for that shit like

"what would you want to do to me"

idk probably get stoned and talk about the merits of the star wars prequels

"you’re being really rude"

no you’re just wrong and can’t accept it



i’ve stopped trash talking comic sans after learning the font is actually one of the only dyslexia-friendly fonts that come standard with most computers and i advocate for others doing the same

Actually, most sans serif fonts are dyslexia-friendly such as Calibri which has been the default font for Microsoft Office since 2007.  Other dyslexia-friendly fonts that can be found on most computers include:

  • Arial (you know, the font you’re reading this in on your dashboard)
  • Century Gothic
  • Mryriad Pro
  • Trebuchet MS
  • Geneva

It is disgusting how far you people will stretch to be offended and claim victimhood.  i mean this is just fucking pathetic.  i can hear the cries now.  ”Stop Font Shaming!!!”  Comic Sans is just a goddamn font, and quite frankly, it is fucking ugly.

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